Match Report Of RP Vs SRC 6 Pack

A nice dry saturday, perfect for touch.

RP, also known as the youth academy of 6 Pack faced a tall order to trying to overcome their losing streak to them. RP hasn't been easy pushovers for 6 Pack, famously holding them for 10 mins with a 1-0 at Oasis Touch. But they have lost their Double Trouble (Terence and Taufiq) since then and lost to 6 Pack 14-0 in the earlier fixture this season. Will the same or even worse suffice?

The simliarities between the two teams was noted by the fans. Your match reporter here heard a few mumours that this is like a RP vs RP match. Whatever it is, prior to kick-off, Syahrein "Chicken Man" Ritzwan flashed his "beak and 2 eggs" if you get what i mean. It seriously irked DT (double trouble), who had the bad fortune to be situated right opposite the chicken man at kick off.

6 Pack got off to their usual lousy start and RP were close to scoring. However it was terence, the boy who doesnt know how to hunt/fish, who opened the scoring with a graceful sidestep on the tryline, fooling fisherman siong before diving for the try. Discontentment from the RP side could be heard as cries of betrayal rang out. Your match reporter later traced this cries to the one named as Suckbullah or Hasbullah. He would have his revenge later on as I continue this report.

Out of the blue, RP scored their first try! Suckbullah feinted to suck terence and adam's dicks but instead burst thru their gap. terence chased him down but Suckbullah, sensing defeat, modifed his signature move, the Prata, to The Prata Pass and flung/passed the ball.

I never knew Chickens loved pratas but the chicken man, Syahrein caught and dived for the try. Suckbullah was seen overjoyed that his move worked. Not the pass but the feint for the blowjob. *HAHAHAHA this is fun*

But Suckbullah didn't end there. Khairul the 6 Pack Captain broke thru in a dummy half break and flung a high ball. Terence jumped for the ball like a Percy Montogomery, Jason Robinson or Chris Latham. However Suckbullah saw that terence's D**K was at his mouth level, and went for it.

People get red cards for tackling in the air in the contact game, although Suckbullah's intention was not to tackle in the air but to S**K, Terence was fallen on his back from his high jump nevertheless and had to roll off the pitch. Concerned fans were booing Suckbullah with death threats and missiles thrown at him after he destroyed their star.

The rest of the match is rather irrelavent. Syahrein scored a brace, the 2nd a very good dive on the tryline. Double Trouble bagged a hat-trick each despite one fasting and the other injured. The match ended 14 - 2 to 6 Pack.

RP played well. Your match reporter here interviewed 6 Pack and they admitted RP didnt make things easy for them. "We really had to work for our tries, their defence was really tight in the first half"

We also interviewed Suckbullah, arguably the man of the moment, after the game. He said " I am so sorry of what I have done. I promise to behave in the future."

RP Touch Times congratutes 6 Pack on their win and RP for putting up a good fight. They send their well-wishes to RP Captain Terence who was last seen on the physio treatment table on monday and is doubtful for RP's friendly with NP today. We wish him a speedy recovery and hope to see him back on the field for 6 Pack crunch match with Wanderers this weekend.

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Yours Truly,
The Legendary RP Touch Times Editor