Today is our dearest Captain Suck Dick Day
Let wish him a very happy sucking dick day
HAPPY SUCKING!
RP Touch Times Editor
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Happy DickDay!
RP Touch Times Editor
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Match Report Of RP Vs SRC 6 Pack
A nice dry saturday, perfect for touch.
RP, also known as the youth academy of 6 Pack faced a tall order to trying to overcome their losing streak to them. RP hasn't been easy pushovers for 6 Pack, famously holding them for 10 mins with a 1-0 at Oasis Touch. But they have lost their Double Trouble (Terence and Taufiq) since then and lost to 6 Pack 14-0 in the earlier fixture this season. Will the same or even worse suffice?
The simliarities between the two teams was noted by the fans. Your match reporter here heard a few mumours that this is like a RP vs RP match. Whatever it is, prior to kick-off, Syahrein "Chicken Man" Ritzwan flashed his "beak and 2 eggs" if you get what i mean. It seriously irked DT (double trouble), who had the bad fortune to be situated right opposite the chicken man at kick off.
6 Pack got off to their usual lousy start and RP were close to scoring. However it was terence, the boy who doesnt know how to hunt/fish, who opened the scoring with a graceful sidestep on the tryline, fooling fisherman siong before diving for the try. Discontentment from the RP side could be heard as cries of betrayal rang out. Your match reporter later traced this cries to the one named as Suckbullah or Hasbullah. He would have his revenge later on as I continue this report.
Out of the blue, RP scored their first try! Suckbullah feinted to suck terence and adam's dicks but instead burst thru their gap. terence chased him down but Suckbullah, sensing defeat, modifed his signature move, the Prata, to The Prata Pass and flung/passed the ball.
I never knew Chickens loved pratas but the chicken man, Syahrein caught and dived for the try. Suckbullah was seen overjoyed that his move worked. Not the pass but the feint for the blowjob. *HAHAHAHA this is fun*
But Suckbullah didn't end there. Khairul the 6 Pack Captain broke thru in a dummy half break and flung a high ball. Terence jumped for the ball like a Percy Montogomery, Jason Robinson or Chris Latham. However Suckbullah saw that terence's D**K was at his mouth level, and went for it.
People get red cards for tackling in the air in the contact game, although Suckbullah's intention was not to tackle in the air but to S**K, Terence was fallen on his back from his high jump nevertheless and had to roll off the pitch. Concerned fans were booing Suckbullah with death threats and missiles thrown at him after he destroyed their star.
The rest of the match is rather irrelavent. Syahrein scored a brace, the 2nd a very good dive on the tryline. Double Trouble bagged a hat-trick each despite one fasting and the other injured. The match ended 14 - 2 to 6 Pack.
RP played well. Your match reporter here interviewed 6 Pack and they admitted RP didnt make things easy for them. "We really had to work for our tries, their defence was really tight in the first half"
We also interviewed Suckbullah, arguably the man of the moment, after the game. He said " I am so sorry of what I have done. I promise to behave in the future."
RP Touch Times congratutes 6 Pack on their win and RP for putting up a good fight. They send their well-wishes to RP Captain Terence who was last seen on the physio treatment table on monday and is doubtful for RP's friendly with NP today. We wish him a speedy recovery and hope to see him back on the field for 6 Pack crunch match with Wanderers this weekend.
I hope you have enjoyed this report. RP Touch Times would like to state there are openings in their editoral department and welcome all applications for the job.
Yours Truly,
The Legendary RP Touch Times Editor
RP, also known as the youth academy of 6 Pack faced a tall order to trying to overcome their losing streak to them. RP hasn't been easy pushovers for 6 Pack, famously holding them for 10 mins with a 1-0 at Oasis Touch. But they have lost their Double Trouble (Terence and Taufiq) since then and lost to 6 Pack 14-0 in the earlier fixture this season. Will the same or even worse suffice?
The simliarities between the two teams was noted by the fans. Your match reporter here heard a few mumours that this is like a RP vs RP match. Whatever it is, prior to kick-off, Syahrein "Chicken Man" Ritzwan flashed his "beak and 2 eggs" if you get what i mean. It seriously irked DT (double trouble), who had the bad fortune to be situated right opposite the chicken man at kick off.
6 Pack got off to their usual lousy start and RP were close to scoring. However it was terence, the boy who doesnt know how to hunt/fish, who opened the scoring with a graceful sidestep on the tryline, fooling fisherman siong before diving for the try. Discontentment from the RP side could be heard as cries of betrayal rang out. Your match reporter later traced this cries to the one named as Suckbullah or Hasbullah. He would have his revenge later on as I continue this report.
Out of the blue, RP scored their first try! Suckbullah feinted to suck terence and adam's dicks but instead burst thru their gap. terence chased him down but Suckbullah, sensing defeat, modifed his signature move, the Prata, to The Prata Pass and flung/passed the ball.
I never knew Chickens loved pratas but the chicken man, Syahrein caught and dived for the try. Suckbullah was seen overjoyed that his move worked. Not the pass but the feint for the blowjob. *HAHAHAHA this is fun*
But Suckbullah didn't end there. Khairul the 6 Pack Captain broke thru in a dummy half break and flung a high ball. Terence jumped for the ball like a Percy Montogomery, Jason Robinson or Chris Latham. However Suckbullah saw that terence's D**K was at his mouth level, and went for it.
People get red cards for tackling in the air in the contact game, although Suckbullah's intention was not to tackle in the air but to S**K, Terence was fallen on his back from his high jump nevertheless and had to roll off the pitch. Concerned fans were booing Suckbullah with death threats and missiles thrown at him after he destroyed their star.
The rest of the match is rather irrelavent. Syahrein scored a brace, the 2nd a very good dive on the tryline. Double Trouble bagged a hat-trick each despite one fasting and the other injured. The match ended 14 - 2 to 6 Pack.
RP played well. Your match reporter here interviewed 6 Pack and they admitted RP didnt make things easy for them. "We really had to work for our tries, their defence was really tight in the first half"
We also interviewed Suckbullah, arguably the man of the moment, after the game. He said " I am so sorry of what I have done. I promise to behave in the future."
RP Touch Times congratutes 6 Pack on their win and RP for putting up a good fight. They send their well-wishes to RP Captain Terence who was last seen on the physio treatment table on monday and is doubtful for RP's friendly with NP today. We wish him a speedy recovery and hope to see him back on the field for 6 Pack crunch match with Wanderers this weekend.
I hope you have enjoyed this report. RP Touch Times would like to state there are openings in their editoral department and welcome all applications for the job.
Yours Truly,
The Legendary RP Touch Times Editor
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Fourth Generation Legend
It has been a cultural that fourth year student have become a legendary figure in Men's Touch team.
Player like Sujan, Amelia and Chitty has perform exceptionally well in field and score numerous tries for school. But they have remain a struggling student in class, finding ways to cope with their attendance and FYP. Nevertheless, they help RP to the glorious route for the past years, winning title for the school. A commendable effort for these Legends.
Once again, the days for graduating have drawn nearer. The fourth generation of RP Legend will be reveal in few months time.
Here are the nominee:
Terence "cockless" beng:
The best candidates getting the title of the Legend. He has been skipping class and getting low grade in his module. His FYP last sem was a flop. And again this sem, it a two noob men team. He recently being tackle hard by Farkbullah. But with that super dick of his, he managed to score few tries.
The good criteria of a Legend.
Matthew "the horse" John:
The dark horse for the title. Thou his attendance might be average, but his FYP had been label a D+. The route of getting the Legend also seem near to him. A tall player with a bucked-teeth, who always irritated opponent with his loud noise.
David "hunter" Chow:
The only person that can challenge Terence. His attendance has been really going down. Now he is in France watching the World Cup instead of attending class. Well, good luck to him then. This give him another chance to hunt for another years in RP.
Taufiq the Sidestepper:
The least possible chance for the title. His attendance and FYP has been rated good by his peer. So it is quite difficult for him to win this title. A good sidestepper who always love to fake and dance with his opponenet. A playmaker who orchestrate the team with his passes and run.
Guys, make your votes now!
Touch Rugby Times Editor.
Player like Sujan, Amelia and Chitty has perform exceptionally well in field and score numerous tries for school. But they have remain a struggling student in class, finding ways to cope with their attendance and FYP. Nevertheless, they help RP to the glorious route for the past years, winning title for the school. A commendable effort for these Legends.
Once again, the days for graduating have drawn nearer. The fourth generation of RP Legend will be reveal in few months time.
Here are the nominee:
Terence "cockless" beng:
The best candidates getting the title of the Legend. He has been skipping class and getting low grade in his module. His FYP last sem was a flop. And again this sem, it a two noob men team. He recently being tackle hard by Farkbullah. But with that super dick of his, he managed to score few tries.
The good criteria of a Legend.
Matthew "the horse" John:
The dark horse for the title. Thou his attendance might be average, but his FYP had been label a D+. The route of getting the Legend also seem near to him. A tall player with a bucked-teeth, who always irritated opponent with his loud noise.
David "hunter" Chow:
The only person that can challenge Terence. His attendance has been really going down. Now he is in France watching the World Cup instead of attending class. Well, good luck to him then. This give him another chance to hunt for another years in RP.
Taufiq the Sidestepper:
The least possible chance for the title. His attendance and FYP has been rated good by his peer. So it is quite difficult for him to win this title. A good sidestepper who always love to fake and dance with his opponenet. A playmaker who orchestrate the team with his passes and run.
Guys, make your votes now!
Touch Rugby Times Editor.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
RP Legends Feature 1
The seniors (Year 3s) are retiring (graduating we hope) soon. i'm sure everyone has heard stories about them. The great tries they scored, the diving touches they made and their various speciality moves. But this is not what defines a person. So from this week onwards and for the weeks to come, RP Touch Men Times will be showcasing some of our seniors in their past. I do hope this will enrich all of you in RP Men Touch's history.
For this week -
For this week -
Benjamin Owen Sebastian
Addressed uniquely by his middle name of Owen, though he bears no remote resemblance in colour or size to the highly acclaimed England and Newcastle striker. He is known as the hardest crasher in the team, whether it is due to size or speed, we leave it up to deliberation.
Here in this picture, he was seen hunting in the greens of Monash University, Melbourne. Luring his target with his hunting skills (which he claims he doesnt have), he entices the target to tease him with a USO (Unidenified Strange Object) which he obviously enjoys as depicted in the picture above.
If we do make it to Darwin in December, you would do good to take hunting lessons from the man who knows the Aussie forests inside out.
RP Touch Times Editor.
Note - Information stated above might not be true but most probably is really true. People aren't really what they are as stated above but trust me they really are.
Lastly, requests for popular figures in the team (only year 3s) are welcome. Please continue to give your support!
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Touch Singapore in cooperation with NTUC Club
Invites teams to enter the
NTUC Club Beach Sports Carnival 2007
Where: - Siloso Beach Sentosa
When: - Sunday November 25
Team Registration: - $75.00 (5 players max)
(Includes some great stuff for all registered players from NTUC Club and supporting sponsors)
Registrations Close: - October 10
Playing Categories:
Girls’ Under 20’s - Boy’s Under 20’s (bring I/C to confirm age)
(Entry for all under 20’s includes 12 month membership to Club nEbO)
Open Women - Open Men - Open Mixed - Social Mixed (restrictions apply)
Men 30’s - Men 35’s - Men 40’s
Awards: - Under 20’s Winners = $500 + $50 Voucher - Runner-Up = $300 + $30 Voucher
Open Winners = $250 + $50 Voucher – Runner-Up = $150 + $30 Voucher
So as to allow participation by the widest possible range of participants in all categories team entries are strictly limited in all categories. Entry is based on a first to register / pay basis.
Team entries will only be confirmed upon receipt of payment.
Your Team Registration Details - Type All Information - Print – Mail
(Touch Singapore reserves the right to deny entry)
Playing Category
Team Name
Your Name
Your E-Mail
Your Mobile Phone Number
Post this form with cheque payment for $75.00 made to: - Touch Singapore
Touch Singapore - Farrer Road Post Office P O Box 217 Singapore 912808
For more information see www.touchsingapore.org
Don’t miss out - Register Today! Registrations Close: - October 10
Touch … ’What a Game’!
Invites teams to enter the
NTUC Club Beach Sports Carnival 2007
Where: - Siloso Beach Sentosa
When: - Sunday November 25
Team Registration: - $75.00 (5 players max)
(Includes some great stuff for all registered players from NTUC Club and supporting sponsors)
Registrations Close: - October 10
Playing Categories:
Girls’ Under 20’s - Boy’s Under 20’s (bring I/C to confirm age)
(Entry for all under 20’s includes 12 month membership to Club nEbO)
Open Women - Open Men - Open Mixed - Social Mixed (restrictions apply)
Men 30’s - Men 35’s - Men 40’s
Awards: - Under 20’s Winners = $500 + $50 Voucher - Runner-Up = $300 + $30 Voucher
Open Winners = $250 + $50 Voucher – Runner-Up = $150 + $30 Voucher
So as to allow participation by the widest possible range of participants in all categories team entries are strictly limited in all categories. Entry is based on a first to register / pay basis.
Team entries will only be confirmed upon receipt of payment.
Your Team Registration Details - Type All Information - Print – Mail
(Touch Singapore reserves the right to deny entry)
Playing Category
Team Name
Your Name
Your E-Mail
Your Mobile Phone Number
Post this form with cheque payment for $75.00 made to: - Touch Singapore
Touch Singapore - Farrer Road Post Office P O Box 217 Singapore 912808
For more information see www.touchsingapore.org
Don’t miss out - Register Today! Registrations Close: - October 10
Touch … ’What a Game’!
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Potential
We all have potential, but sometimes we need to push ourselves harder not only physically but also mentally. Improve your passing, hands, running lines and dumps in training but also think about how you can bring others into play. Give your best effort to become the best player possible.
Good win on Saturday but should have been more. But still, do not let it get into your head. tough games are coming up, be prepared. See you guys at training on tuesday 7pm!
Sunday, September 2, 2007
so-so game on saturday.
can do better. missing people please come back. for the rest, keep it up but look to improve.
who wants to have a hand in updating the blog, IM me okay.
training on for tuesday 4 sept 1900 hrs!
note we are gearing up for future tournaments, so dun slack off and thrive to be the player we all want each other to be.
terence
P.S - Has (aka Suckbullah) is going to thailand tml to suck some thai bananas. we wish him well, just hoping he doesnt suck a rotten one.
can do better. missing people please come back. for the rest, keep it up but look to improve.
who wants to have a hand in updating the blog, IM me okay.
training on for tuesday 4 sept 1900 hrs!
note we are gearing up for future tournaments, so dun slack off and thrive to be the player we all want each other to be.
terence
P.S - Has (aka Suckbullah) is going to thailand tml to suck some thai bananas. we wish him well, just hoping he doesnt suck a rotten one.
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