RP Legends Feature 2

Hi people! The RP Legends Section is back again. Sorry for the long hiatus. NTL has been draining, thus the delay in the feature. Nevertheless, I am back again to enrich you'll in RP Men Touch History.

This week -





Hasbullah Bin K

Known as Suckbullah, due to his constant cravings for our roadblocks and pole vaults. (private joke) He has been a valuable asset to the touch team, contributing on the field and in the dressing room. His "Prata" move is popular with our fans, though not really effective, fans find pleasure in this movement noting similarities to Raju Thambi Gundu-samy at your nearby prata stall.

Here in this picture, the contact captain who shows no fear on the rugby field gives a nervous smile, hiding his discomfort at this not really high altitude. This is when we realise the feminine side of him, following an exclusive interview with Terence, who was situated closely to him when the picture was taken.

Apperently Terence heard Suckbullah make sounds as he went through the high ropes course. To our shock, Terence described the sound as a cat's meow. "He was whimpering as he went through the course."

Thats the reaction seen on many, as Farkbullah navigated his way through the course. This is a face many also believe that he gives when going in for a suck. So, you might want to beware of that face when he shows it. (although siong finds that face quite a turn on) Who would imagine under all those muscles is a soft and timid little cock.

As our POL-ITE or POL as it is known now, (because ITE has allegedly pulled out) is coming, we send our best wishes to Hasbullah and the team and hopes that he stays at ground level till then.

RP Touch Times Editor

P.S - There has been rumours that Raju Thambi Gundu-samy is hiring Hasbullah as his assistant. Stay tuned.

Touch Boy'sCaptain

Most of you have know our best sucker captain has step down.
I know most of you feel very devastated as no one is good at sucking than our dearest Cock Beng, erm Has is still the best la, but nevertheless we wish him all the best for his future endeavor. Well he will still retain and carry on his mission of having TOUCH MEN's POL-ITE.
All the best Legend Toh!

So right now, we have voted our newest captain. Thou he is not a good sucker, but I believe with Legend Toh's training and advice, in no time, he will overtake the skill of Ah Beng and maybe even on par with Farkbullah.








Congrats MiMi!
and ya the Mat Beng Syahrein for being the vice-captain.
must be two mat. knn.

Support your own competition people... welcome entries from own teams.. but pay yourself of course.. its fund raising..

Sleeping Beauty

It is a norm for athletes to take a nap before matches or game, so there's no exceptional for our lovely ladies in the touch team.
So for you guys, it time to choose the most dreamy most glamorous most prettiest sleeping beauty in RP touch.
Here are the nominees:

SHAN NING

Cheryl

CHIN KAILE

MELISSA

SOPHIE GOLLIFER

EUNICE CHU

HUI MIN

RACHEL

So RP boys, you vote you decide.
The Sleepy Beau.













As for the guys,
there's only one
and that is





















RP Touch Times Editor

Rugger's Foe

If you ever see this guy in school or outside school, please beware.
He will bug and nag the rugger for WATER SOCKER.
Some of the rugger have been the victim for being bug.

Bugger's Info
Name: Clinston Tan aka Cockster Tan
Age: 19
Occupation: Student(Mr RP)
Well-known for his: President role in SU(ultimate bugger)















Remember to scram when you see him, or else your ears will be ....










RP Touch Times Editor

Random Update

Blog seems to be going dead.. time for the legendary RP Touch Times Editor to revive it.




Previous post was by a shit head who obviously mixed up who is the sucker. But it is okay i forgive him because he sent me fiona's pic which now i shall share with everyone. Sharing pics like this is important as it binds our brotherhood . Without pictures like this, what else can we talk about? enough said..... here she is..





stop wanking la.